Funny Pick Up Lines – 100+ Best Funny Pickup Lines To Try

Funny Pick Up Lines: Pickup lines could be of different types. Some could be the funny pickup lines type which is used by stand-up comedians at the start of their act or by Anchors at some event to fill in the awkward silences.Sometimes a pickup line is associated with a pinch of sarcasm for some harmlessly offending a friend or a colleague.  If you can make a person laugh with an improvised pickup line the moment you see the person, you are considered to have a great intelligent quotient and observation as well as analysis skills.

Best Funny Pick Up Lines

The Funny pickup lines have been continuously evolving with the advancement in the technological media. Television happens to be the most common source for people to learn about a number of pickup lines for a number of situations. There is many of television series predominantly the situation comedies where the characters are seen using a number of pickup lines for different purposes. Some of the pickup lines have become iconic due to some television series. A Good standup comedian always prepares an act or the topics on which he will speak upon, but he has to at some point in his act include the audiences and make some funny remark on them and that is where he uses those funny pickup lines.

 Funny Pickup Lines For Boys and Girls

Your name must be Coca Cola, because you’re soda-licious.

You’re hotter than the bottom of my laptop.

I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together.

Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you wanna go upstairs and talk?

I’m not drunk… I’m just intoxicated by you.

I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me instead?

Is your second name Jacobs, because you’re a cracker?

Did you get your licenses suspended for driving all these guys crazy?

If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.

I would flirt with you, but I’d rather seduce you with my awkwardness.

I have amnesia, do I come here often?

I don’t need Twitter, I’m already following you.

Do you sleep on your stomach? If not, can I?

Funny Pickup Lines For Boys and Girls:

Don’t tell me if you want me to take you out tomorrow. Just smile for yes, or do a back flip for no.

Baby, I’m no weatherman. But you can expect a few inches tonight.

Is your body from McDonald’s? Because I’m loving it.

I noticed you don’t have a penis between your legs. Would you like me to put one there?

I think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me.

You have something on your ass… My eyes.

You’re so sweet you’re giving me a toothache.

I wish you were a door, then I could bang you all day long.

Your hand looks heavy, would you like me to hold it for you?

I’m going to kiss you now. Say “Kiss me” now if you want me to stop.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Your lips look lonely. Let me introduce them to mine.

The Funniest Pick Up Lines Ever – Is There A Mirror

Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice.

Somebody call the cops. It’s got to be illegal to look that good.

I’ve had such an off week but seeing you just turns me on.
Is there a mirror in your pants…? I think I can see myself in them..

Hi, I’m doing a survey …What’s your name? What’s your phone number? Are you free next Saturday?

Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs do still exist, don’t they?

I’m going to give you a kiss. If you don’t like it, just return it.

I think there’s something wrong with my phone. Could you try calling it for me to see if it rings?

My magical watch says you aren’t wearing any underwear! (I am.) It must be an hour fast.

You must be a keyboard, because you’re just my type.

You’re so hot, if you ate bread you’d poop out toast.

If I had to rate you from 1 to 10, I’d rate you as a 9 because I’m the 1 you’re missing.

What do I have to do to get on your drunk dial list?

Because that butt is out of this world.

Was your mother a beaver? Because DAAAAMN girl!

Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.
I bet you $10 you’re gonna turn me down.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van.

There’s a huge sale going on in my bedroom right now. Clothes are 100% off!

Here I am. Now what are your other two wishes?

Funny Pickup Lines For Boys and Girls: 

 

Remember me? No? Oh that’s right, I’ve only met you in my dreams.

Hey girl, you’re gonna have to stop eating magnets; you’re making me attracted to you.

Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.

Missing Angel – Best Funny Pickup Lines

You make me wish I wasn’t gay.

Are you accepting applications for your fan club?

If you were a basketball, I’d never shoot because I’d always miss you.

Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme?

Because Jean-Claude Van Damme, you’re sexy!
I’m New In Town – Chat Up Line

I’m new in town. Can I have the directions to your house please?

My feet are getting cold… because you’ve knocked my socks off.

There’s something wrong with my mobile. It doesn’t have your number in it.

It’s a good job I brought my library card, because I’m checking you out.
If you were a bogey, I would pick you first.

You’re hot, I’m ugly. Let’s make average babies.

Excuse me, but I think I dropped something… my jaw!

Are you wearing space pants?

Because that butt is out of this world.

Was your mother a beaver? Because DAAAAMN girl!

Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.
I bet you $10 you’re gonna turn me down.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van.

There’s a huge sale going on in my bedroom right now. Clothes are 100% off!

Here I am. Now what are your other two wishes?

Remember me? No? Oh that’s right, I’ve only met you in my dreams.

Hey, girl, you’re gonna have to stop eating magnets; you’re making me attracted to you.

Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.
Missing Angel – Best Funny Pickup Lines

Can I borrow your phone? I need to call God and tell him I’ve found his missing angel.

You must be from Tennessee, because you’re the only ten I see!

Do you know what this shirt is made of? Boyfriend material
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.

Are you tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day.

Do you know what’s on the menu tonight, girl?
Me ‘n’ U!

 

Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you I smile.

Do you like sleeping? Hey, me too! Let’s do it together.

Hey, I just noticed you looking at me across the room. I’ll give you a minute to catch your breath.

I wish you were my big toe… Then I would bang you on every piece of furniture at my house.

You must be in the wrong place. The Miss Universe contest is over there.

You’re so hot, you must be the reason for global warming.

I’ve lost my rubber duckie, will you bathe with me instead?

The best pick up lines ever – Is your name Google?

Is your name Google? Because you’re the answer to everything I’m looking for.

You look great and everything, but you know what would really look good on you? Me.

That dress would look great on my bedroom floor.

I’m looking for treasure – can I look around your chest?

Do you want to sit on my lap, and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up?

Are you an orphanage? Because I wanna give you kids.

Do you want to go and do what I’m going to tell my friends we did anyway?

I’m afraid I was blinded by your beauty. I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.

Don’t let me be the one that got away.

Please tell your breasts to stop staring at my eyes.

So what time do you have to be back in heaven?

Let’s flip a coin. Head, I’m yours. Tails, you’re mine.
Word of the day – good chat up line

The word of the day is ‘legs’, let’s go back to my place and spread the word.

If it’s true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.

I may not be Fred Flintstone but I bet I can make your Bed Rock!

Are you a banana, because I find you so a-peel-ing?
On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?

I’m not actually this tall. I’m sitting on my wallet.

Girl, if you were words on a page, you’d be FINE print.
Girl, you’re so hot my zipper is falling for you!

 

Updated: June 9, 2017 — 3:24 pm

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